mostcurious monkey

nachobragers:

supporting gay and other strange people is hard work. you sometimes have to change your picture on website. sometimes they make you wear a shirt, or button. but in the end, its all worth it to know your changing America.

(via jessicamiriamdrew)

shitmystudentswrite:

Sex is an event in which two people want to share themselves with each other which sometimes produces a souvenir in the form of a baby.

Nice souvenir.

(Source: sarahseeandersen)

ilovecharts:

Re: Worst Pie Chart of 2013

Could have been worse.

- kodiakkb 

NO! Yes! All of it.

redheadscientist:

• it’s okay for women to have long hair
• it’s okay for women to have long hair
• it’s okay for women to have long hair
• it’s okay for women to have long hair
  

it doesn’t mean they are somehow inferior because they choose to have long hair

• it’s okay for women to have short hair too

it doesn’t make them superior to women with longer hair

the length of your hair does not make you superior to other women

(Source: jessicamiriamdrew)

gravity-rideseverything:

austentranslation:

Pope Benedict XVI

I spit my water out

(via stardustinherwake)

(Source: quantumtrips, via jessicamiriamdrew)

I always wanted a candle that smelled like pencil shavings! …said no man ever.

Via someecards

shitmystudentswrite:

Some Christians believe sex outside of marriage is wrong because God can’t watch.

Bwah ha ha ha! God is such a prude!

(via momgoth)

spyderkl:

Yep. Pretty much.

(Source: veganlove, via momgoth)

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

(via momgoth)

(via lgbtlaughs)

gravity-rideseverything:

umbralillium:

wikitiki:

the strength of one whole cat

Have you ever tried to put a cat in a carrier when they didn’t want to?

I laughed inappropriately.

Exactly. Or give a cat a pill. It’s fierce, baby.

(via stardustinherwake)

(Source: monotoneminor, via stardustinherwake)